Corp Theft

So let me just start this off with a big old fuck you to whoever ran off with my battleships. Not that I’m mad at all, actually I quite applaud you for your swiftness and cunning in getting my and others battleships out of the hole so fast.

So you got away with a metric shitload of some very, as Warlock would say, FUCKING BLINGY ships. (Caps because we all know Warlock would be screaming his lungs out at this point.) I’m surprised you got all of those ships out so fast without Warlock or Jimbo catching onto you.

Corp theft can be very profitable if done correctly and if done perfectly nobody will be any the wiser to who actually stole the stuff in the first place. I’m not saying you should try and be a thief please don’t take me that way, but it is a way to make isk with risk. Done right that is…